wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE LAYING ON THE FLOOR
the phobia of long words is called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, whoever came up with that has a sick sense of humor
literally want to be rich for the clothes
Hey America, guess what the date is?
Pretty much everyone!
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”